Strain Integrity

According to Leafly, ” Sour Cookies is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Sour Diesel. When smoked in small amounts, Sour Cookies gives a high that is uplifting and cerebral. When smoked in large amounts, you can expect Sour Cookies to put you in a permanent couch-lock that can persist for over an hour. Sour Cookies smells doughy and pungent with overtones of hash and fuel. ”

From the OCS website, ” Sour Cookies is a phenotype of Mandarin Cookies grown and hand-crafted by Atlas. This is a rare sativa-dominant cookies strain created through the crossing of classic Cookies and Mandarin Sunset. Sour Cookies packs a sharp tangy citrus flavor with hints of rich nutty herbs upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy and kushy with a sour tangerine overtone that turns slightly pungent as smoked. ”

Amazing parental genetics

Sour Cookies by IGNITE packaged on June 18, 2020, cost $51.95 for 3.5 grams with 20.41% THC and a medicinal floral citrus scent.  What was interesting was the taste of the “unlit” draw giving a UK Cheese taste.  Our test amount was 0.26 grams.

The “high” starts quickly with euphoria followed by an explosive cerebral awakening welcoming us to the Cookie world.  With a rapid mind numbing effect, ten minutes after inhalation we were buckling up for the ride to come.  We can feel the cerebral tsunami coming with rising joy.   What happens when we combine “Sour” with the word “Cookies?”  Twenty minutes into the session, we get smooth euphoric energy with creativeness, happiness and an unbridled optimism to create a supernatural being.  It is psychedelic.

An hour into the session, we are still very “high” with a very small drop in intensity.   Sour Cookies delivers an immersive state of extended sensory awareness and strong creativity flow.  Our walkabout review “high” was a surreal immersive psychedelic walk with mild chromatic aberrations and enhanced audio sensory effects leaving us with a very satisfied feeling.

Activity pairing is all the time and everytime?  These Sour Cookies are resonating with us becoming a “Killer” productivity enhancer.  The combination of smooth waking energy with deep creativity and strong motivation from optimism and joy can lay waste to any challenges ahead of us.  Please “Note,” however, our work does not involve heavy machinery where being “high” and working is not recommended … just to be clear.  OK?

Conclusion

Sour Cookies by IGNITE

Unaware of how much Sour Cookies by IGNITE cost while we review the “high,” we got sticker shock as we write this review.  $51.95 for 3.5 grams!  Urgh.  And the bad part is we really liked the “high.”  We are having a cognitive dissonance moment.  We can’t really recommend paying over $50 for an eighth of an ounce but you should try it?

THC:  20.41%

Quality:  8.5

Intensity:  8.5

Duration:  8.2

Total:  8.4

Cost:  $51.95 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Unfortunately, No.  Ultra premium pricing is not conducive to sustainable consumption trend.  For us, we have tried it and personally the pricing is too onerous.  Comparable effects and quality at lower prices would be Gage’s Orange CKS.  But if you have the resources to try, Sour Cookies by IGNITE is very enjoyable.

On an investment note, IGNITE was founded by Internet Celebrity Dan Bilzerian, a self professed Weed lover with a controversial conspicuous consumption centric lifestyle.  This review has been an eye opener in terms of the characters this cannabis industry attracts.  Reality is always more mind blowing than fiction.