Strain Integrity

From Tantalus Labs, ” Unicorn Poop is a potent hybrid strain bred by ThugPug Genetics, and is the result of a cross between GMO and Sophisticated Lady.

Unicorn Poop was bred by crossing GMO and Sophisticated Lady, and the result from ThugPug Genetics was the creation of a legendary creature. ThugPug (Gromer Juana) is known for exotic strains with names to match, such as other notable cultivars Meat Breath and Stankasaurous. Unicorn Poop follows suit, expressing a rainbow of colour on the buds and strong scents of citrus and fuel.

According to, ” Sophisticated Lady is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Ghost OG X Grateful Breath strains. One taste of this sleek lady and you’ll be totally hooked…. Almost immediately after your final toke you’ll feel lifted with a high-flying euphoria that is totally unfocused and giggly, leaving you laughing at anything and everything around you. Your body will slowly become helplessly couch-locked and totally stoned as your mind lifts, keeping you anchored to the world below and kicked back for the duration of the high, from start to finish…. 

On GMO, ” GMO Cookies, also known as “Garlic Cookies,” is a heavily indica dominant hybrid strain (90% indica/10% sativa) created through crossing the potent Chemdawg X Girl Scout Cookies strains…. The GMO Cookies high is truly one to behold, with long-lasting effects that will have you flying high and staying there for hours on end before you fade away into a deep and peaceful sleep. You’ll feel totally relaxed and lifted with a deep sense of relaxation that permeates both mind and body with heavily sedative effects.

Puff The Magic

Unicorn Poop by Tantalus Labs packaged on May 10, 2021, cost $46.95 for 3.5 grams with 22.64% THC and a very faint earthy floral spice scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 grams.

The “high” starts with a light euphoric mental lift enhancing the flow of our neuro transmitters triggering creativity.  The transition to the Enlighten state  is smooth and seamless.  In a short ten minutes, our World changed dramatically.  There is Magic in this Unicorn Poop.  Imbued with a euphoric creative joy trapped in a timeless state, Unicorn Poop delivered an “Alice in Wonderland” feel to the “high.”

Past the 45 minute mark, the intensity of the “high” decline was barely noticeable as euphoric creativity continues unabated.  Unicorn Poop delivered the two hours of entertaining “high” with another hour of relaxed afterglow.  While Unicorn Poop was categorized as a Hybrid with a heavy Indica linage, the “high” feels very Sativa.

Activity pairing is best as a coffee replacement.  Unicorn Poop by Tantalus Labs is a potent Wake & bake strain backed up by joyful expressions.  Anytime a quick pickup is needed, Unicorn Poop will do the job.


Unicorn Poop by Tantalus Labs

Unicorn Poop by Tantalus Labs is a potent Wake & Bake strain delivering a vibrant alternate euphoric and creative reality.  Compared to the other Tantalus products, Unicorn Poop is expensive at $46.50 for 3.5 grams.  The price of magical Poop?

THC:  22.64%

Quality:  8.6

Intensity:  8.5

Duration:  8.3

Total:  8.46

Cost:  $46.50 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe.  We would recommend checking out MTL’s Sage N Sour at $114.95 for 14 grams ($8.21/gram) as an alternative option to Unicorn Poop ($13.29/gram).  Or, a MacSlurry, MAC-1 by Edison, Gilded Grams?  These strains are all cheaper and just as potent and effective.  But, if you have not tried this Unicorn Poop, this is the opportunity to Puff The Magic.

On an investment note, Legacy cannabis are best grown without Sun.  Hybrid greenhouse is a new thing in cannabis growing.  Tantalus Labs is a hybrid greenhouse cannabis cultivation model.  We expect it will take time to fully dial-in and optimise hybrid greenhouse cultivation.  While over priced, the quality of Unicorn Poop is in the right direction for Tantalus Labs.