Strain Integrity

According to Leafly, “ Chocolope, also known as “D-Line,” is a popular sativa marijuana strain made by crossing Chocolate Thai with Cannalope Haze. The result is a delicious homage to the chocolate strains that were popular in the 1980s. Chocolope’s hefty buds give earthy, sweet coffee flavors that provide a dreamy, cerebral effect. Consumers report a strong, euphoric mental shift that is great when coping with depression or stress.

From the OCS website, ” Chocolope has a mouth-watering flavour profile, which is heavily reminiscent of a sweet mug of morning coffee, served with a small side of rich, dark chocolate. The initial scent that impacts your senses of this potent cultivar, is a roasted, coffee-like scent that eventually melts into earthy and pungent undertones. Covered in sticky trichomes, Chocolope is sure to delight.

Don’t Panic

Chocolope by Emerald Health packaged on November 7th, 2021, cost $29.95 for 3.5 grams with 20.6% THC and a faint floral hay scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 grams.

This Chocolope’s “high” starts with a joyful sense and a euphoric flow.  Chocolope is a strain with a wakeful and joyful “high” filled with creative optimism to start the day.  Ten minutes later, this Chocolope’s “high” is buzzing with an energetic tension in the air and no Bliss in sight.  There is the scent of Panic.  Approaching the half hour mark, this Chocolope is fully engaged in another timeless space with creative transformational powers.  Don’t Panic.

WMMC’s Chocolope (no longer available) is our favourite Chocolope at only 16.6% THC.  TGOD’s Chocolope was one of the hardest hitting 12% THC strain we have ever reviewed.  This Chocolope by Emerald is the highest THC reviewed at 20.6% and the “high” is the most intense.  We liked them all.  For joyful creativity, Chocolope is a highly recommended strain.

Activity pairing is best as a coffee replacement.  We have tested Chocolope at 2 AM in the morning to stay awake and it works.  Point Finale.


Chocolope by Emerald Health

Chocolope by Emerald Health is an affordable vibrant sativa.  Visually, the bits and pieces of tiny pop corn Buds were dismal.  But, the “high” effects were solid.

THC:  20.6%

Quality:  8.5

Intensity:  8.4

Duration:  8.3

Total:  8.4

Cost:  $29.95 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes.  Despite Emerald Health’s poor financial performance, this Chocolope grown by Verdélite Sciences, a Québec-based craft grower, is good.  While we would not be surprised if some of the good folks at Verdélite Sciences have left for greener pasture, for Fans of Chocolope, we think this is Chocolope is still worth a try.

On an investment note, after loosing about $200 million, Emerald Health has announced all their cannabis assets are up for sale in changing business directions because they have Directors with expertise in pharmaceuticals development.  This is the first time we have seen a Company changing their business model base on their Directors’ expertise.   Absolutely clueless and hopeless ….