Strain Integrity

According to Leafly, ” Funfetti is a 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid that crosses Cherry Pie with a select phenotype of Animal Cookies, nicknamed Secret Cookies. This strain was originally bred in Northern California by a group of breeders know as Bay Exclusives and was released in limited quantities. Funfetti expresses itself in dark shades of purple and blue that contrast the bright orange pistils and milky trichomes covering all available surface area of the bud. It carries a piney OG undertone to go along with its sweet creamy flavor that is reminiscent of fresh baked birthday cake.  ”

From the OCS website, ” Funfetti expresses itself in dark shades of purple and blue that contrast the bright orange pistils and milky trichomes covering all available surface area of the bud. It carries a piney OG undertone to go along with its sweet creamy flavor that is reminiscent of fresh baked birthday cake.  ”

A Meditative Indica

Funfetti by Gage Cannabis packaged on November 3rd, 2021, cost $49.95 for 3.5 grams with 23.81% THC 3.4% Total Terpenes and a gassy earthy floral herbal scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 grams.

The “high” starts with euphoria and a sense of well being.  There is no crazy overwhelming disorientating effect but a steady purposeful increase in euphoric intensity and growing calmness.  At the 10 minute mark, there is a Heaviness in the Air dropping a Cloak of Euphoric Haziness upon on us.  Twenty minutes later, full body tranquilising effect to refresh and rejuvenate emerge to disconnect us from reality.

This Funfetti by Gage is a traditional heavy Indica euphoric sedation.  Funfetti by Bud Coast produced a vibrant energy take off with horns blaring before ending on a medicated heavy Indica note.  But, both Funfetti delivered potent “high” effects with 3+ hours of medication.

Activity pairing is best in the evening time slots.  Funfetti by Gage Cannabis is a meditative Indica that is euphorically calming to refresh and rejuvenate.

Conclusion

Funfetti by Gage Cannabis (Noya Cannabis)

Funfetti by Gage Cannabis is a classic heavy Indica with a Blissful calming euphoric “high.”  Starting with a longer than normal inhalation session, Funfetti by Gage Cannabis (Noya Cannabis) excels as a Main Event to an evening festivity.

THC:  23.81%

Total Terpenes: 3.4% (beta-myrcene 1.0%, Limonene 0.8%, Trans-Caryophyllene 0.6%, Others 1.0%)

Quality:  8.6

Intensity: 8.5

Duration: 8.5

Total:  8.53

Cost:  $49.95 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  No.  Without quarters and halves, these are not meant to be repurchased.  And, our personal preference, is for the cheaper Funfetti by Bud Coast with a more expressive start.

On an investment note, Gage Cannabis was sold to TerrAscend for $545 million valued share exchange.  Gage Cannabis investors just got TerrAscend shares.  No cash was involved.  From our experience, seller remorse can happen when the buyer’s share price goes down.  Hrm ….