Strain Integrity

From the OCS website, ” Dirty Banana smells a bit like kiwi, which gives banana-adjacent in taste. That extra fruitiness is evidence of a luscious stash of terpenes and flavonoids. The aroma is really rather intoxicating — pleasantly tart and honey sweet. Remarkably, that banana flavour follows through into the smoke, amidst the citrusy terpenes and something reminiscent of chocolate. The bud is densely packed and each petal is crystal-covered, giving them a notably pale appearance, though they are rather lightly hued by themselves. ”

Linage: Banana OG x Kush Mints #11

Euphoric Extravaganza

Dirty Banana by EastCann (Orion Cannabis Corp.) packaged on April 18th, 2022, cost $34.06 for 3.5 grams with 28.01% THC  and a sweet exotic floral scent.  When broken up, there is a strong scent of petroleum cheese with hints of garlic.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

Dirty Banana’s “high” starts immediately and by the end of the inhalation session Reality as we know it no longer exist.  The intense Euphoric Buzzing overwhelms Our Senses.  Bomb.  Immersed in a Euphoric Stupor with Clarity of Thought, the first 15 minutes magically disappear.  This is Dirty Banana, a delicious mental treat.

In the great outdoors, Dirty Banana produced a medicated psychedelic “high” for a Trippy experience.  Trying to be productive with Dirty Banana is a futile effort.  Dirty Banana’s strong euphoric forgetfulness can be challenging.  For optimal enjoyment, have no plans and go with the flow.

Activity pairing is best as the Main Event for the Moment.  Dirty Banana will dictate the course of Reality imbue with a Euphoric Extravaganza.


Dirty Banana by EastCann (Orion Cannabis Corp.)

Dirty Banana by EastCann (Orion Cannabis Corp.) delivered a Mind Bending “High” experience.   This Dirty Banana has been “Tested.”  Your turn?

THC:  28.01%

Quality:  9.4

Intensity:  9.0

Duration:  8.6

Total:  9.0

Cost: $34.06 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes, in larger formats.  Dirty Banana’s “high” is an intense mixture of acceleration, bliss and euphoric clarity that can be felt from head to toes for a Great Time.

On an investment note, owner of EastCann brand, Orion Cannabis Corp previously Prime Pot Inc. is a Nova Scotia based cannabis licensed producer.   Matthew Sawler is EastCann Master Grower.  Cannabis economic is interesting in that it favours “Small over Big” and “No Economies of Scale.”  The best cannabis grown just requires the Master Grower’s touch.