Strain Integrity

According to wikileaf.com, “ Cheetah Piss is a strain by the Cookies brand that cleverly combines a few favorites into something that gives off clarity, fuel flavors, and arousal, with a twist (the twist is lemon). Its three parent strains are Gelato 42, Lemonnade, and London Poundcake 97, a combination that’s worth unpacking. A company called Cookies took Gelato, Lemonade, and Poundcake and turned it into Piss. So long as you’re not put off by that, this strain has a mind-expanding, potent array of powers in store for you. ”

Crazy Name

Cheetah P (Cheetah Piss) by Cookies (Noya Grow/TerrAscend) packaged on May 17th, 2022, cost $42.38 for 3.5 grams with 27.2% THC 4.0% Total Terpenes and an earthy piney scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

Cheetah P’s “high” starts with a very unremarkable tasting inhalation session given this is a Cookie cultivar.  Immediately after inhalation ends, Cheetah P starts to work delivering Euphoric buzzing with growing anticipation and a Sense of Purpose and Urgency.   Ten minutes later, the Cheetah Piss is euphorically running all over the Place with reckless abandonment.

Cheetah P is made for the great outdoors.  In the great outdoors, Cheetah Piss delivered an uplifting euphorically mesmerizing “high.”  The entire experience was a Blur.  After the first hour, body sedation effects become more prominent.

Activity pairing is best in the latter part of the day.  With a Crazy Name, Cheetah Piss delivers a strong hazy disorientating euphoric wakeup “high.”

Conclusion

Cheetah P (Cheetah Piss) by Cookies (Noya Grow/TerrAscend)

Cheetah P (Cheetah Piss) by Cookies (Noya Grow/TerrAscend) is a Hybrid Indica delivering a balance “high.”  The “high” is a clear minded hazy blissfully euphoric State of Mind.

THC:  27.2%

Total Terpenes:  4.0% (Beta-Caryophyllene 0.9%, Limonene 0.6%, Germacrene B 0.4%, Other 2.1%)

Quality:  9.0

Intensity:  8.7

Duration:  8.6

Total: 8.77

Cost: $42.38 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe.  For similar “highs” and at lower prices, consider San Rafael ’71’s Sourdough, 1964’s Comatose, or value brand Back Forty’s Mandarin Cookies.  For the connoisseur, this Cheetah Piss is worth trying.  Cheetah P should be available soon.

On an investment note, the Premium Cannabis competitive landscape has just Intensified.  Cookies/Gage Brand cultivated by Noya Grow (TerrAscend) is launching an Armanda of Premium Strains with volume options at more reasonable prices.  We are expecting the Cookies/Gage Brand to increase their Premium Cannabis market share.