Strain Integrity

According to,” As with most In-House Genetics versions, Flap Jacks lineage differs from many other cultivars of a similar name, which can be a little confusing. This particular breakfast-themed treat combines Macflurry – an ice-creamy blend of MAC 1 and Slurricane #7 – and Pancake – not the traditional dessert strain, but a mix of London Pound Cake 75 and Kush Mints 11. This rare genetic blend has resulted in some rather funky character traits, making this mostly indica pheno a strain hunter’s delight.

From the OCS website, ” Bred from Macflurry and Kush Mints. It has gas and black cherry aromas with hints of sweet cream and skunk on the exhale. Packed in a NitroTin with a humidity pack to help keep it fresh.

Time to Fade Out

Flapjacks by Contraband (The Valens Company) packaged on July 3, 2022, cost $67.20 for 7 grams with 24.72% THC and an earthy floral citrus herbal scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

The “high” starts slowly after a fast and unremarkable tasting inhalation session.  Beginning with a Euphoric diffusion, this Flapjacks’ “high” dials up the Bliss intensity with Reality deadening effect to silence Our World.  Fifteen minutes later, body sedation with a warm euphoric blissful blanket embraces to set Us adrift down that Lazy River of Bliss.  It is Time to Fade Out.

In the great outdoors, Flapjacks started with a “Hello World” euphoric boost for the first half hour.  Before we knew what’s happening, Flapjacks just flipped the Switch and we have Sedation.  Boom!  Growing physical tranquilizing effect and mind numbing Bliss is now the Main Event.  Flapjacks really resonated with the Young & Restless at Puff.

Activity pairing is best in the evening time slots.  Flapjacks is an Indica strain delivering a mind numbing sedative blissful “high” to soothe the Soul.


Flapjacks by Contraband (The Valens Company)

Flapjacks by Contraband (The Valens Company) is a Classic Indica strain delivering Blissful Euphoria to refresh and rejuvenate.

THC:  24.72%

Quality:  8.7

Intensity:  8.6

Duration:  8.5

Total: 8.6

Cost: $67.20 for 7 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe.  Contraband is a solid Brand with CNDYLND and Flapjacks.  Other similar “high” are Power Sherb, Orange Kush Cake, and London Pound Cake, to name a few.

On an investment note, SNDL Inc. formerly known as Sundial Growers, is acquiring The Valens Company under a Plan of Arrangement.  The proposed acquisition presentation is Here.  Another One Bites the Dust.