Strain Integrity

According to Leafly, “ Hawaiian is a sativa marijuana strain known to provide happy and creative thoughts. This strain features an aroma that will remind you of tropical fruits. Hawaiian pairs well with relaxing at the end of a long day, or simply being at the beach. Growers say this strain produces light green buds…. ”

According to Mendo Cannabis, ” Flatlandr Hawaiian Flowers will leave you dreaming of tropical paradise with its sweet, bright floral essence . This uplifting cultivar that is hits like a classic balanced hybrid with some reporting the sativa effects while others pick up on the indica effects. When it’s the dead of winter and you’d rather be in Hawaii smelling the flowers, Hawaiian Flowers hopes to take you there!

A Unique Sativa Creeper

Hawaiian Flowers by Flatlandr (Vigr Life Cannabis Inc.) packaged on November 18, 2022, cost $42.38 for 3.5 grams with 28.43% THC 2.65% Total Terpenes and a sweet lemon scent.  Out test amount was 0.26 gram.

The “high” starts slowly with a light effervescent euphoric enhancement to perception.  Over the first 10 minutes, light Euphoria slowly increase at a modest pace with a growing underlying Joyfulness. Twenty five minutes later, Hawaiian Flowers’ Peak “high” is a buzzy euphoric with light cerebral stimulation and a Sense of Contentment.

In the great outdoors, Hawaiian Flowers is where the “high” really Shines.  While light in cerebral stimulation, Hawaiian Flowers delivered a Strong underlying current of Happy Contentment reminiscence of Simply Bare’s BC Organic Creek Congo, or Sweet Texada Lavender.

Activity pairing is best as a Catalyst to enhancing the Quiet Moments in Our Lives.  Hawaiian Flowers is a Slow Train towards an immersive Euphoric State of Contentment.


Hawaiian Flowers by Flatlandr (Vigr Life Cannabis Inc.)

With a “Hawaiian” name conjuring up expectations of a Euphoric and Cerebral Explosion, Hawaiian Flowers by Flatlandr (Vigr Life Cannabis Inc.) delivered a light happy effervescent and euphoric “high,” which felt Underwhelming given Our Expectations. Once we recalibrated our Expectations, we found Hawaiian Flowers to be more Enjoyable.

THC:  28.43%

Total Terpenes: 2.65% (Teprenone, Ocimene, Myrcene and Caryophyllene)

Quality: 8.8

Intensity: 8.5

Duration: 8.5

Total: 8.6

Cost: $42.38 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe, for that special occasion where Hawaiian Flowers can Elevate those Quiet Moments.  This is a Unique Sativa Creeper because Sativas are typically faster acting.  Other Sativa “highs” may include BC Organic Congo Creek, Sweet Texada Lavender, Lemon Royale and Cuban Linx.

On an investment note, Vigr Life Cannabis Inc., based in Regina, Saskatchewan, is a Micro-Craft Grower.  While 2022 was a great year for new Craft Growers, let 2023 be the Year for New Micro-Craft Growers.  Welcome!