Strain Integrity

From the OCS, “ Doja Funky Zktlz, also known as GMO Zktlz, is a high THC hybrid strain created by crossing GMO Cookies and (Zktlz and OG Kush). This cultivar is known to have gassy, citrusy, sweet and peppery aromatic notes, and the dominant terpenes include caryophyllene and limonene. This cultivar produces minty green buds with dark orange hairs.

A Very surreal “high”

Funky Zktlz by DOJA packaged on December 5, 2023, cost $24.66 for 3.5 grams with 26.0% THC 3.20% Total Terpenes and an earthy herbal gassy pine scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

Funky Zktlz starts with an aggressive attitude as in “Move Over, We are getting “High.””  Immediately at the end of the inhalation session, Funky Zktlz blasted a loud “Hello World!  I am Here and you are Stoned!”  This cerebral launch into a multidimensional space is Tripping with Funky Zktlz.

In the great outdoors, Funky Zktlz did not disappoint delivering a Time Warping psychedelic “high” that melts Time away.  For the first hour, Funky Zktlz’s immersive “high” provided an Elevated perspective as we floated around Reality … A Very surreal “high.”

Activity pairing is best as a Supernatural PickUp to add Zest to Life’s Moments.   Funky Zktlz by DOJA is a Full Spectrum “high” experience with a plateful of expressions to enjoy.


Funky Zktlz by DOJA (Canopy Growth)

DOJA is one of the more consistent Brand from Canopy Growth delivering craft quality “highs.”  Funky Zktlz by DOJA continues the delivery of fine crafted cannabis at a reasonable price.  Funky Zktlz is Fresh earthy herbal scented goodness.

THC:  26.0%

Total Terpenes: 3.20% (ß-Caryophyllene 1.16%, Limonene 0.74%, Myrcene 0.31%)

Quality:  9.1

Intensity:  8.8

Duration: 8.6

Total: 8.83

Cost: $24.66 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes, if we are looking for a Cheesy type of “high,” which is blissful and cerebral.  Comparable quality and “highs” are Thin Mint Cookies, Organic Gelato #41, or Apple Fritter?  But, this Funky Zktlz is an affordable craft flower that is worth trying.

On an investment note, with over $4 billion in cash just a few years ago, going to Zero is now a Reality.  Canopy’s cannabis economies of scale was a Pipe Dream.  But, DOJA, a small acquired craft grower based in British Columbia, continues to thrive inside Canopy.