Strain Integrity

From the OCS, ” Three legends come together in a union that sparks envy among cultivars. An exceptional cross of Jealousy x Wedding Cake x Do-Si-Dos gives rise to Jealous Wedding! Decorated with a thick frosting of trichomes on intensely colourful purple buds, and a deep, powerful aroma of pure gas that is anything but modest. This sweet pungency will linger ‘til death do you part. Jealous Wedding is waiting for you.

A Life Buoy to Float

Jealous Wedding by Phyto Funk (A Better Way Herbals Ltd) packaged on October 5, 2023, cost $21.68 for 3.5 grams with 26.75% THC 1.9% Total Terpenes and a cakey musky earthy scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

The “high” starts with an increasing Bliss awareness permeating through our consciousness.  Over the first 15 minutes, Jealous Wedding unfolds with increasing Blissful intensity to transform our mental landscape into a Sanctuary where there is Only Goodness in Life.  This is the Place where everyone is your Friend.  Just relax & Everything is going to be Okay.

In the cold great outdoors, here in Canada in the middle of Winter, Jealous Wedding provided a clear vista of the World through an insulated Space Suit of sort to keep warm.  Jealous Wedding’s “high” for the first hour was a Blissful mind and body experience with growing sedation as Time passes.  There is enough cerebral activity to entertain and distract from any hostile environment.

Activity pairing is best as a Release Valve to blow off Stress.  Jealous Wedding by Phyto Funk is a solid Indica bringing a strong Stress Busting effect to Right-Size a sinking ship.  A Life Buoy to float around in ….


Jealous Wedding by Phyto Funk

Currently, Jealous is a prolific breeder being crossed with everything under the Sun.  This Jealous Wedding by Phyto Funk is a solid Indica “high” bringing the Blessing from the Heavens to ground Us.  Enjoy!

THC:  26.75%

Total Terpenes:  1.9% (Caryophyllene 0.41%, Limonene 0.31%, Myrcene 0.26%, Linalool 0.16%)

Quality: 9.3

Intensity: 8.9

Duration: 8.8

Total: 9.0

Cost: $21.68 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes.  We had to do a price check to make sure there was no mistake on $21.68 for 3.5 grams.  While this is supposed to be indoor grown, the light fluffy density of the Flower is more typically found in outdoor grown cannabis.  Where ever it is grown, this Jealous Wedding delivers the Blessing.  And, Cheap too.

On an investment note, Phyto Funk is a micro-craft cultivator based in Kelowna, B.C..  Kelowna, Penticton, Nelson, Salmo and Kamloops are some of the hot spots for the Kootenays cannabis cultivation in British Columbia.  There is also diversity in growing techniques from the same region.  Dedication to The Craft ….