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From FatCat, ” FatCats are gentle on the throat and lungs, with a smooth clean burning white ash. The fattest 0.5 gram straight joint on the market.

Wrapped in slow burning premium organic hemp paper, each FatCat is handcrafted with ground premium craft buds.

Fruity Haze is a connoisseur Sativa hybrid made up of Colombian, Mexican, Jamaican and Thai origins. Creating an energetic and happy high, your happy hour starts with FatCat.

1 x 0.5g

Sativa hybrid: Colombian, Mexican, Jamaican, and Thai origins

22-29% Total Cannabinoids

20-26% THC

171 Terpenes

A “high” from the 80s & 90s

Fruity Haze Luxury Hand-Crafted Straight Joint by FatCat (GMLL Pharma Inc.) packaged on December 21, 2023, cost $5.64 for 1 x 0.50 gram pre-roll with a very faint floral pepper scent but is almost odorless.  Our test amount was 1 x 0.50 gram pre-roll each.

With a smooth inhalation session, this Fruity Haze starts with an uplifting euphoric awareness.  Over the first 15 minutes, this Fruity Haze’s “high” unfolds with a happy uplifting mood and an energising creative bliss for the flow state.  Intensity at the peak is a Mid level strength “high” that is strong enough to enjoy and still be present.  This is an Old School Sativa “high.”

In the great outdoors, Fruity Haze Luxury Hand-Crafted Straight Joint delivered the Old School “high,” which means a mid-intensity euphoric feel good functional “high.”  In today’s world of intense debilitation effects, Fruity Haze’s “high” is from a different era where uplifting feel good social euphoric “high” is more main stream.  A Blast from the Past.

Activity pairing is best as a Spark to energise Life anywhere, anytime.  Fruity Haze delivers a “high” that can enhance personal and social moments with an uplifting optimism euphoric “high.”  Just an enjoyable “high.”


Fruity Haze Luxury Hand-Crafted Straight Joint by FatCat (GMLL Pharma Inc.)

Fruity Haze Luxury Hand-Craft Straight Joint by FatCat (GMLL Pharma Inc.) delivers an Old School Sativa “high” from a blend of Columbian, Mexican, Jamaican and Thai origins.  If you are looking to just enjoy a light uplifting Sativa “high” cannabis consumers use to enjoy in the 80s and 90s, this Fruity Haze Luxury Hand Crafted Joint is for you.  Time travelling.

THC:  22.01%

Total Terpenes: 2.1%

Quality: 8.9

Intensity: 8.5

Duration: 8.5

Total: 8.63

Cost: $5.64 for 1 x 0.50 gram Pre-roll

Would we buy this again?  Yes, if we want a Feel Good euphoric “high” that conjures up memories from a distant past.   A comparable type of “high” can be found with Pedro Sweet Sativa by Color Cannabis.  And, this is a well crafted joint.

On an investment note, family owned and operating in Leamington, Ontario, GMLL Pharma appears to be focused on delivering only Hand Crafted joints grown in a greenhouse.  In Canada where Cannabis Pre-roll is the 2nd most popular form of cannabis purchase, this is an Interesting strategy.