Strain Integrity

From GreyBeard, ” It’s not often we drop a new flower strain, but when we do, you know it’s a statement. Critical Diesel is a sativa-dominant powerhouse with bold aromas and big, colossal buds. Picture high-intensity notes of cherry, grape, strawberry, vanilla, and a hit of gas—like ripping into your favourite fruity candy. Its crisp-green buds stretch out like long, frosty fingers streaked in purple. Critical Diesel was hang-dried, hand-manicured, and packaged by hand too, because we serve it how we’d smoke it ourselves.

An Expresso Coffee

Critical Diesel by GreyBeard (Aurora Cannabis) packaged on May 3, 2024, cost $39.04 for 3.5 grams with 28.48% THC 3.23% Total Terpenes and an earthy diesel pine gassy scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

Just like sipping on an expresso coffee, Critical Diesel’s “high” starts with a clearer focus with each inhalation.  Over the first 15 minutes, Critical Diesel floods the Mental Landscape with creative molecules to atomise Reality into a Euphoric Wonderland where anything is possible.   Uplifting, creative, euphoric, Blissy, curious, clear focus and engaging are some of the Expression of this fine Sativa.  And, the Profile is Unique.

In the great outdoors, Critical Diesel starts with an Underwhelming euphoric awareness for the first half hour before blissful sedation creeps into the “high,“ which makes the “high” feel stronger. This Critical Diesel is a Hybrid Sativa delivering a balanced “high. “

Activity is best as a SuperNatural coffee replacement anywhere and anytime.  Critical Diesel by GreyBeard is a Full Spectrum “high” capturing all the goodness of a Sativa.


Critical Diesel by GreyBeard (Aurora Cannabis)

Critical Diesel is a rare new Drop by GreyBeard (Aurora Cannabis) delivering a hybrid Sativa “high” with a Unique profile.  The potency of the “high” can be measured by the strength and quality of the Scent, which was gassy pine fuel scented.  GreyBeard was a Premium Craft Grower acquired by Aurora Cannabis.

THC:  28.48%

Total Terpenes: 3.23%

Quality: 9.3

Intensity: 8.8

Duration: 8.7

Total: 8.93

Cost: $39.04 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes.  Unhappy with the Underwhelming outdoor “high,” we Upsize the volume to 0.40 gram each Scaling the “high” and it worked.  Similar “highs” include G-Wagon by Victoria Cannabis, Tangy Twilight by Stinky Greens, or BC Organic White Rainbow by Simply Bare?

On an investment note, Aurora reported their financial results last week announcing revenues of $67.4 million for the Q4/2024 quarter and $270.3 million for 2024 year.  Aurora Cannabis also announced they are now debt free.  Moving in the right direction.