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From Uncommon Cannabis, ” Welcome to Zestopia—a vibrant Utopia where lemon and lime ignite your senses in an electrifying symphony of perfection. This prophet child of Lemon Haze is your beacon to an ideal future, one where the air is crisp, the mind is sharp, and boundaries dissolve. In Zestopia, clarity is power, and optimism is a force of nature. Zesty, bold, and alive with potential, this sativa illuminates the path to your perfect world. ”

Purchased from a Real Drug Dealer: North 80

Buzzy Euphoria

Zestopia (Lemon Haze x Utopia) by Uncommon Cannabis (Simply Solventless Inc.) packaged on October 19, 2024, cost $31.62 for 3.5 grams for 31.31% THC 2.0% Total Terpenes and a scent of citrus hay.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

With a very common taste, the “high” starts with a mental euphoric lift and a Sense of joy.   Over the first 15 minutes, Zestopia quickly unleashed a blast of euphoric disorientating effect to shift from Reality to being “high.”  The ambiance is Buzzy Euphoria.  The Focus is Drifting.  While the effects are very common, the intensity is Strong.

In the great outdoors, Zestopia starts with a Heady euphoric effect that makes the World feels busier with a pickup in audio intensity. Focus is fluid. While wakeful, the Mind is somewhere else. Intensity gets stronger over the first half hour for a creeper effect.

Activity pairing is best as a coffee replacement as needed.  Zestopia is a Name that captures the overall feel of the “high.”  This is a Sativa type of “high.”

Conclusion

Zestopia by Uncommon Cannabis (Simply Solventless Inc.)

Zestopia by Uncommon Cannabis (Simply Solventless Inc.) is a new drop from a new brand in Ontario.   While everything about this Lemon Haze x Utopia is very Common, the Intensity is distracting and enjoyable.  And, this is a Sativa type of “high.”

THC:  31.31%

Total Terpenes: 2.0%

Quality:  8.8

Intensity: 9.0

Duration: 8.8

Total:  8.88

Cost:  $31.62 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe.  While Zestopia does deliver a “high,” there are many more compelling and competitive options.  Alternative options include 33 Splitter by Woody Nelson, Violet G*sherz by Pineapple Buds, or Lemon Sour Diesel by EastCann.  These are some of da Best Prime Time Sativa “highs.”

On an investment note, Simply Solventless was a pure extract company and Zestopia is a product from one of their acquisitions.  Based on the quality and feel of the flower, Zestopia is most likely a Delta 9 grown flower.  Kudos to the North 80 dispensary for being the first to bring to market at the lowest price.  That’s the highlight here.