Strain Integrity
From the OCS, ” Quantum Haze is a sativa dominant strain that has a bright and punchy profile and eye catching flower. Its sharp aroma and fresh character make it a standout for consumers who like their flower loud and full of character. ”
Note: The package has a sticker that says “King Punch,” an unknown strain.
Purchased from a Real Drug Dealer: Stok’d Cannabis
Volumetric Euphoric Expansion
King Punch by Strain Theory (Olli Brands Inc.) packaged on May 27, 2025, cost $36.16 for 3.5 grams with 26.9% THC 3.19% Total Terpenes and an earthy sour gassy hay scent. Our test amount was 0.26 gram.
The “high” starts with increasing euphoric intensity to spark a mental awakening. Over the first 15 minutes, King Punch accelerates the mental euphoric lift off with a whirlwind effect creating a Sense of dislocation. The “high” feels environmental in effect populated with euphoric buzziness and volumetric expansion. This is a Party Sativa type of “high.”
In the great outdoor, King Punch delivered a calm cerebral bliss type of “high” to float around the World. Over the first hour, King Punch slowly evolved to a more blissful sedated “high.” In the second hour, the “high” is more hazy and blissful.
Activity pairing is best in the day time to energise and change the tempo of life. King Punch is a hybrid Sativa delivering a “high” that is mentally uplifting for social interactions.
Conclusion
King Punch by Strain Theory (Olli Brands Inc.)
King Punch by Strain Theory (Olli Brands Inc.) is a hybrid Sativa delivering a mentally uplifting diffused euphoric focus to socialise. This King Punch delivers a unique Sativa profile in scent and effect. The intensity is best characterised as Strong and enjoyable.
THC: 26.92%
Total Terpenes: 3.19% (Limonene 0.96%, Beta Myrcene 0.56%, Farnesene 0.36%)
Quality: 9.4
Intensity: 8.9
Duration: 8.7
Total: 9.0
Cost: $36.16 for 3.5 grams
Would we buy this again? Maybe, the competition at this price point is Intense. Alternative options include Lemon Diesel by 1964, Super Silver Haze by Kronic Relief, or Alaskan Thunder by Valhalla. These are all excellent recently reviewed Sativas in the same price range.
On an investment note, Olli Brands Inc., is an Ontario based LP with a number of Private Label products. The King Punch strain was identified on a sticker placed over a Quantum Haze package. When there are packaging problems and strain confusion, this is a challenging place to be for the Strain Theory brand. Nothing is Easy in Life.




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