Strain Integrity

From the OCS, ” Inspired by the smoothest part of your morning ritual, Coffee Creamer is a cultivar worth savouring. This Seed Junky genetic is a decadent indica with rich, creamy coffee and vanilla flavours that’s as satisfying as your first sip. This Zktlz x Kush Mints cross pairs old-school depth with dessert-like nuance for an indulgent taste that lingers.  Coffee Creamer delivers a bold yet balanced expression of potency and flavour with high THC. The buds are dense, frosty and hand-trimmed to perfection —  grown in laboratory-grade, strain-specific rooms, hang-dried, cold-cured, hand-packaged with care and never irradiated. From first crack to final exhale, enjoy the vibrant vibes of Coffee Creamer, it’s pure craft excellence you can taste. ”

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Meditative Bliss

Coffee Creamer by Broken Coast (Tilray/Aphria) packaged on August 14, 2025, cost $36.15 for 3.5 grams with 35.110% THC 3.143% Total Terpenes and an earthy herbal piney scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

With an Indica flavoured inhalation session, the “high” starts with a Blissful ignition to immediately feel relaxed.  Over the first 15 minutes, Coffee Creamer’s flow of Blissfulness starts to Disconnect Reality creating a Cocooning effect and a Sense of Isolation from the harshness of Life.  This is IndicaVille … a Sanctuary of Peace and Quietness.  The intensity is Strong.

In the great outdoors, Coffee Creamer started with a blend of clear euphoric cerebral awareness and a blissful feeling.  Over the first hour, Coffee Creamer increased the sedative effect until coordination is slightly impaired.  The bright sunny day had minimal success in dissipating the sedative effects. Coffee Creamer is a hybrid Indica with an Indica lean.

Activity pairing is best in the evening time slots to relax and refresh.  Coffee Creamer is a hybrid Indica with a strong blissful “high” for a mental and body spa treatment.  Sit back & Relax.

Conclusion

Coffee Creamer by Broken Coast (Tilray/Aphria)

Coffee Creamer is a new Indica drop from Broken Coast delivering a strong Meditative Blissful “high” to relax and refresh.  At 35.110% THC, the alarm bells at the OCS should be going off to trigger an investigation.  While this is not delivering the 35% infused pre-rolls type of “high,” this Coffee Creamer does deliver a strong Indica “high” with Tranquilising effectiveness.

THC:  35.110%

Total Terpenes:  3.143%

Quality: 9.4

Intensity: 9.0

Duration: 8.9

Total:  9.1

Cost: $36.15 for 3.5 grams

Would we buy this again?  Yes. this is worth trying.  The outrageous THC percentage, however, is a trend with Broken Coast products, which is unfortunate for such an Elite and historical brand.  Alternative options include Moonshine by Meridian 125 W Cultivation, Rockstar by Armani Craft, or El Jefe Zoap by Tenzo.  These are all recently reviewed enjoyable hybrid Indicas with an Indica lean.

On an investment note, Broken Coast  started in 2013 as the 4th LP in Canada.  Broken Coast was acquired by Aphria for $230 million in January 2018.  Broken Coast products and packaging are benchmarks for the industry.  While the competition have caught up and surpass Broken Coast in quality, Broken Coast is still delivering Premium quality products.  Respect.