Strain Integrity

From Green Mountain Health Alliance, ” This indica dominant strain delivers a potent punch with rich chocolate spice, herbal notes and floral hints. Expect a relaxing yet uplifting buzz, perfect for unwinding or sparking creativity.

Indica leaning hybrid from Gorilla Glue and Zkittlez, with dense, fruity-chocolate buds. Delivers a sedative, creative high for the perfect chill. ”

Purchased from A real Drug Dealer: Cannabis Hut

Good value for the Money

Gorilla Zkittlez by Green Mountain Health Alliance packaged on January 12, 2026, cost $39.54 for 7 grams with 28.08% THC 2.54% Total Terpenes and a peppery spicy herbal scent.  Our test amount was 0.26 gram.

With a rough inhalation session, the “high” starts with a blissful awareness.  Over the first 15 minutes, this Gorilla Zkittlez quickly submerge into a Fog of Blissfulness to unshackle from Reality.  This is an Indica “high” with strong sedation effect.

In the great outdoors, Gorilla Zkittlez started with an intense euphoric mental buzz and an uplifting forceful “high.”  Over the first hour, Gorilla Zkittlez delivered a teleporting “high” as an Hour disappears with only flashes of Places and Events faintly in memory.   There is Disorientation.  In the second hour, there is an increase in sedation effects.

Activity pairing is best in the evening time slots to relax, refresh and rejuvenate.  Gorilla Zkittlez is a hybrid Indica delivering a strong Wake & Bake type of “high” with an interesting social ambiance.

Conclusion

Gorilla Zkittlez by Green Mountain Health Alliance

Gorilla Zkittlez by Green Mountain Health Alliance is a new value Indica drop in Ontario at $39.53 for 7 grams.  This Gorilla Zkittlez delivers a strong Wake & Bake “high” with an interesting socially uplifting mood.  This is good value for the Money.

THC:  28.08%

Total Terpenes: 2.54%

Quality:  8.8

Intensity: 8.7

Duration: 8.7

Total: 8.73

Cost: $39.53 for 7 grams

Would we buy this again?  Maybe?  Gorilla Zkittlez by Green Mountain Health Alliance is a cheap and strong Wake & Bake type of “high.”   Alternative options include Platinum Blue Gelatti by LaHoja, Ice Cream Wizard by Cannabis Cartel, or White Fire OG by BC Smalls.

On an investment note, Green Mountain Health Alliance is a BC Okanagan based cannabis producer with University educated Master Growers and strategic relationships with Indigenous groups.   This Gorilla Zkittlez is a decent value cannabis product.  But, the Competition is Intense.  Given a choice between Ice Cream Wizard or Gorilla Zkittlez?  You decide.